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Matthew A. Reeves
TAMU '17 || Fightin' Texas Aggie Class of 2017!!
Computer Engineering major
18 years old || KiK: Jackass_Matt


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twitter.com/SimplySaid_Matt:

    I wonder how many people that reblogged this knew that jacket was based off the Akatsuki 

    I wonder how many people that reblogged this knew that jacket was based off the Akatsuki 

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    — 13 hours ago with 35165 notes
    ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

    ruinedchildhood:

    When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

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    — 14 hours ago with 166427 notes

    thecelestialchild:

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    twohourartist:

    isitsafe:

    fandomsbecrazy:

    oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

    This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

    She obviously needs help.

    Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

    and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

    You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

    with goat or lamb blood,

    and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

    This is great way to to teach your child early on

    about geometry and foreign languages.

    Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

    dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

    Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

    She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

    Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

    There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

    If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

    Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

    I love everything about this post

    only on tumblr

    I will always reblog this. 

    Mannnnn… I don’t fuck with summoning shit. No ma’am. But I hope she stops being bullied.

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    — 1 day ago with 242593 notes
    mysticmoonhigh:


rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

    mysticmoonhigh:

    rubee:

    what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

    You clearly don’t own a cat

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    — 1 day ago with 96013 notes
    nudeologist:

nighthawkifikation-san:

ladyniteloveswho:

THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
-Was RAPED along her best friend while her husband was tied up and forced to watch.
-Was diagnosed with uterine CANCER
-Had to get a DIVORCE because her husband was gay
What did she do about it all? 
-Create a television show with her ex based on their divorce and friendship that still holds strong.
-Laughs just as hard today as she has in the past.
-Fights for the rights of the gay and lesbian community
-Works for the U.S. State department for the Public Diplomacy Envoy for Women’s Health Issues.
-Launched the ‘Cancer Shmancer’ movement, a non-profit organization dedicated to ensuring that all women’s cancers be diagnosed while in Stage 1, the most curable stage.
-Has won the following awards: Jon Wayne’s Institute’s Woman of Achievement award, Gilda Award, City of Hope Wom of the Year award, Hebrew University Humanitarian award, Albert Einstien’s College of Medicine’s Spirit of Achievement Award, City of Hope’s Spirit of Life Award, and the ”My Aid Award” for her achievements in support of cancer prevention and rehabilitation.
-She has been cancer free for 12 years.
Now tell me she is not an AMAZING Woman.
When people say they “Hate her” because of her voice, I just want to punch them straight in their faces.
This is Fran Drescher, and she is one HELL Of a strong woman.

Her voice is AMAZING. Why would you hate it?

I never knew this

    nudeologist:

    nighthawkifikation-san:

    ladyniteloveswho:

    THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

    -Was RAPED along her best friend while her husband was tied up and forced to watch.

    -Was diagnosed with uterine CANCER

    -Had to get a DIVORCE because her husband was gay

    What did she do about it all?

    -Create a television show with her ex based on their divorce and friendship that still holds strong.

    -Laughs just as hard today as she has in the past.

    -Fights for the rights of the gay and lesbian community

    -Works for the U.S. State department for the Public Diplomacy Envoy for Women’s Health Issues.

    -Launched the ‘Cancer Shmancer’ movement, a non-profit organization dedicated to ensuring that all women’s cancers be diagnosed while in Stage 1, the most curable stage.

    -Has won the following awards: Jon Wayne’s Institute’s Woman of Achievement award, Gilda Award, City of Hope Wom of the Year award, Hebrew University Humanitarian award, Albert Einstien’s College of Medicine’s Spirit of Achievement Award, City of Hope’s Spirit of Life Award, and the ”My Aid Award” for her achievements in support of cancer prevention and rehabilitation.

    -She has been cancer free for 12 years.

    Now tell me she is not an AMAZING Woman.

    When people say they “Hate her” because of her voice, I just want to punch them straight in their faces.

    This is Fran Drescher, and she is one HELL Of a strong woman.

    Her voice is AMAZING. Why would you hate it?

    I never knew this

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    — 1 day ago with 137248 notes
    pizzaforpresident:

0h-biteme:

freefalling-9:

hippiesandgypsies:

why is destruction so beautiful

because nature is taking itself back

you go nature

This flood killed 14 people and caused over $1 billion in damage but ok

    pizzaforpresident:

    0h-biteme:

    freefalling-9:

    hippiesandgypsies:

    why is destruction so beautiful

    because nature is taking itself back

    you go nature

    This flood killed 14 people and caused over $1 billion in damage but ok

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    — 1 day ago with 564936 notes

    bewbin:

    bewbin:

    what do you call a person of Caucasian decent when they are not amused?

    image

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